enochiangels:

“Where’s the angel?”

marchingstitch:

Romney: “I believe we’re allowed to pursue happiness in a way we choose.”

Does that mean my gay friends can get married now?

thenewestspooky:

“borrow money from your parents if you want to go to college”

andersonhummels:

the fact that darren fucking knew about all this when he said kurt and blaine were like ross and rachel and we were all like lol pLEASE they’re monica and chandler darren be quiet

lol